Addictions.....

I hate admitting this, but I can relate to most of the things on Postsecret... and I am guilty of them too! This is another picture I got off their site that just made me think of myself! I am addicted to my phone, its glued to my hand 24/7. I was bad with normal sms's, but then some idiot decided to invent Mxit.... (No youre not an idiot!!! I love you I love you) At the start I was on it till early mornings, where I'd only get into bed at 1 or 2 in the morning after chatting to all my friends.... and when I had to go bath, the phone would go with, even a quick visit to the loo gets accompanied by my phone friend..... Even when I'm visiting with my REAL friends, I prefer chatting to my mxit friends, or sometimes I even chat to the friends that are actually visiting with me (like sitting in the same room) on mxit, instead of talking to them like a normal person would!? Initially I thought, like all other things this was only going to last a month or so.... but boy was I wrong... Ive had it almost 6 months now, and STILL cant get enough of it, and when the Mxit service has technical problems I want to chew my knuckles!! Why? When I had been living without it for so long and been fine? Am I crazy? Am I addicted? Do they have rehab for people like me?

Harry Can Pot Me.........

MAN!! They really DO grow up fast dont they! I could not believe my eyes when I saw these pics of Daniel Radcliffe, hes such a hottie!! Just shows you what happens if you take off those round little glasses and that school uniform... wonder if there are any little boys like that near here... OMG! Did I just say that out loud! lol!!!!! teehee.... I hope he looks this hot in the next Harry Potter, coz then I am DEFINATELY watching it... 5 times... no.... 6... Oh Ill see how much money I have left after all my payments and whatnot... sigh...=)

Ive Been Tagged....

Ive been tagged by Arlene;

Rules: Each player starts off with 10 weird things / little known facts about themselves, and this rule MUST be stated in blog. Thereafter, 6 other people must be tagged, here goes;

1. Whenever I get onto/into an airplane, I have to turn around in a full circle, as I believe this gives me good luck....crazy right? lol.

2. I absolutely HATE my smile! Above picture explains why...

3. When I hear a song that I REALLY like, I usually buy the cd, and listen that same song up to 15 times a day, to learn the words, so the next time it comes on the radio I can sing along.

4. When receiving gifts, I prefer getting small cheap gifts in large quantities, rather than 1 decent expensive gift ( Im like a little child)

5. I always wash my toothbrush off before brushing my teeth again, for fear that somebody else used it!!

6. My hair has been atLEAST 5 different colours, but I prefer blonde the most.

7. I have a huge fear that the end of the world is going to be because of a tidal wave...

8. I'm not a sissy, I dont scare easily, but I have an abnormal fear of beetles... especially when Im lying in my bed at night, and they fly against my walls and roof!!

9. According to my friends I have 6 different types of laughs, of which my mom says one sounds like a horse...... ouch...

10. I love eating ice cubes.... I think its because my mom ate that when she was pregnant with me, it was her craving.

The 6 people Im tagging is; Grem, Lee, Stiffla,Phlippy, Pms, and Lordwiggly..... Enjoy.

Sisterly Love......

This crazy looking chickita pictured above is none other than my booh.... The middle sister - Im the youngest. As most of the people that know me knows, I love both my sisters TOO MUCH, and they mean the world to me, and I hate having fights with them.... that doesnt mean we dont fight however... Me and booh were spending some quality time together yesterday, and then she piped up how mad she was at me, for not wanting her to be my "Maid of Honour" at my wedding, (When that eventually happens) See, when we were younger, we always promised eachother that wed be the maid of honour at either ones weddings.... even when we played barbies with our friends, and one of us got married... that was always the case... but sadly, as happens in most cases, people grow up, and in most cases their opinions differ in most things... when we were younger we were almost like twins, and she was my best friend.. and we always tried to look the same.... but I think that stopped when she started experimenting so much with her hair....lol.... I love her for her individuality, but the thing is, as "loud" as her hair looks, multiply her personality tenfold.... Shes a wild child... And I guess, I always pictured my wedding as a kind of fairytale, I want everything perfect... Not included in those dreams, was a loud, wild (like i know her, probably tipsy from wine while walking down the aisle with me) punk chick... and she'd probably flirt with all the hot guys while walking down the aisle too... And I know I must sound really self centred for saying this, but my wedding is MY day..... I dont want to share it with somebody who'll pinch me on the ass while saying my vows (and she WILL do that!!) It just hurts coz I love her so much, and I reaaaaaaly want her there next to me... Ive learnt so much from her.... What do you guys think? Should I risk it?

Mwah

What the different types of kisses mean;

On the belly – Lets have sex
On the forehead – Forever you’ll be mine
On the ear – I’m horny
On the cheek – Were friends
On the hand – I adore you
On the neck – We belong together
On the shoulder – I want you
On the lips – I love you / I want you

Happy kissing guys!!!

Not Worth It....

Whatever!!!!! Almost nothing is actually worth it in the end! No matter what anybody says!! Like when you just broke up with your boyfriend, coz you think hes never gonna change... Dont for one second tell me that after you've left him you stop thinking about him completely, nuhuh, 10 years down the line youre still gonna catch yourself thinking.. "I wonder how he turned out" even though you already have 3 kids, and a husband that adores you, you'll STILL think about that guy! Not even mentioning all the pain you had to go through to forget him. So dont ever fool yourself with a silly line like this, dont worry about the end, worry about right now! and what THATS worth to you!

Its Started....

Well, there are only 2 days left for Valentines day, and nobody at my work knew this up untill today, so there is major panic going on here... What to buy? Where to go for dinner? What lingerie to purchase for that seductive night! I have realised now, that it really is all about money.... nothing else.... I apologise for being stupid enough to think that there mightve been a bit of good left in it.... Coz if you really need to show your love to that special "somebody" you dont have to go ALL out! Its the littlest things that count! Try not to waste too much money on it this year guys!

So Hot Right Now......

So apparantly its not cool to carry your pets around in your handbags anymore, as demonstrated to us a while ago by her Royal Stupidness "Paris Hilton" Yip, the newest place to carry your furry lil friends around in now, seems to be your bra, too bad Paris didnt come up with it first though, coz its getting ALOT of attention... seems shes losing her touch... and not only her panties... as usual...

Always Have Protection!

When Mommy said "always use protection" I dont think this is what she meant!! But I gotta give it to these chicks, they know how to design, could get contracts for Gucci or Dolce & Gabbana! teehee! Guys, get your chick one of these dresses, it'll avoid that ring in your wallet that a condom tends to make that spells out "Desperate" and "i havent been laid for so long theres a ring in my wallet" haha! Wonder if these girls are virgins!? BWHAHAHAHA! Ok I didnt take my medication today, gonna shut it before I say something stupid. Out.

What Are Friends For......

Yeah, coz when you actually think about it "what are friends for?" Me personally, I'd be a little miff with a friend if he did that, but only for a little while, coz in the long run, its these kinda things that make the good memories.... How boring would life be if you never had any embarasing moments with friends? It would be D-U-L-L... So heres my chance to thank my friends; Thank you for not telling me that the toilet paper was stuck on my shoe untill I got onto the dancefloor that one time, Thank you for laughing "with" me, and not "at" me whenever I do something totally silly! Thank you for only telling me I have lipstick on my teeth, after I have spoken to a really cute guy and given him my best colgate smile... thank you... for making my memories fond ones, and ones I can look back at, and laugh my ass off at! Whats the worst thing your friends have ever let happen to you?

Whatever!

Some guys are just such assholes.... I mean, what in the world gives you the right to go to the cinema complex that you and me always wathced movies together to?, rather drive like 100km's out to the next one, and who do you think you are by going to the grocery shop that youve been going to for the last 10 years, what AUDACITY do you have to actually be there when I am there doing MY shopping!!! What kind of jerk are you! Have you no dignity!?!?!... Lol. Some girls need to get over themselves.... REALLY...

(For those of you who really have NO brain at all, I was using a thing called SARCASM...)

Love Is Almost In The Air...

Just a few more days for valentines day... I know many people hate this day, and feel that its overrated and mostly just for advertising purposes, I agree on a 50% basis, why do you need ONE day to show the person you love how much you love them? why not everyday?? But then again, its nice to have that ONE day a year to get spoilt extra rotten! Good luck to all the single peeps out there! And good luck to all the cassanovas and babes who are gonna have a trail of stalkers on their cases, time to get out those restraining orders again! hope you make it through!! Always remember;

"I love you" is an 8 letter phrase, but then again... so is "Bullshit"

Baby = Publicity/Joy

I have no problem with celebrities adopting babies from Africa, I mean, theyre helping out alot with the poverty and sh!t thats going on in this country, but I cant help but question their motives... I mean, they barely have enough time to look after their own kids, with their hectic schedules and whatnot? Angelina Jolie has always been weird, so I wouldnt even put it past her to do something like that, but now, all of sudden all of them are following? So Madge knows shes getting a bit old, and her "has been" status is approaching, and like it wasnt enough for her to make those freakishly gross music videos with those leotards or whatever the hell she calls them (I dont know how men think thats hot) I admit the woman looks good for her age, but still...I'm sure most of this is for publicity. I cant think of any other reason. Even the adopted babies are just handed down to the nannies anyway, so what the fook? I appreciate that they are helping the kids, giving them better lives and futures, but I cant help but wonder if its for the right reasons.... Maybe its just me...

Would You Still Love Me?......

Times have changed alot....but I'm sure I dont have to tell you guys that. Nothing is what it used to be, especially sex. It used to be something sacred, but now, its like a hobby?? Usually, you would learn to know the person, THEN you would have sex, after you felt like you could truelly trust the person, and he/she meant that much to you, NOW you want to have sex first, to find out if its worth getting to know the person? Which in my opinion is sooo wrong! Offcourse the sex isnt going to be good if you guys have only known eachother for ONE damn night!!! theres no feelings/passion in it! its just a shag! What are your views on it? Do you think its ok to sleep around? And if the girl/guy you were sleeping with, would you leave them coz they were bad at it, or would you work at it, coz they had a real nice personality?

(Pic taken from PostSecret)

Life Without Friends....

There are times in ones life, when you really sit back, think of what you have in life, and truelly appreciate it, this weekend was one such time for me. Me and my friends visit alot, but this weekend was really nice, and we had such a great time. The men had a lekka "braai" while the girls caught up on gossip. Later on all of us got into the jacuzzi, and played some drinking games, however, Tasha had to go to the bathroom, and when she got out, she slipped and fell, and bumped her head really hard!!! Being the great, caring and considerate friend that I am, I nearly pissed myself laughing! Because she also laughed at first, but then she realized what happened, and started crying! But I still couldnt get it the whole picture out of my head, and while all the other girls were fussing over her, I couldnt stop laughing, I REALLY honestly couldnt.... and I felt so bad, coz me and her have been friends the longest.....and I was the one laughing. But she did forgive me....luckily! I love you Tash! Hope your ok koeks!!! Mwah Mwah!! (Still giggling)

Bite Me!!

Summer is great, I love it, nothing better than having the sun shine down on your bare shoulders, absorbing the heat, lazin around by the pool, chilling with your friends.... But then night time comes..... First of all, its so damn hot you cant sleep, even if you take the covers off, its just too hot! But when you get lucky enough, and you eventually do fall asleep, it comes... you hear it.... first its a faint little sound... but then you can hear it sneaking up on you zzzzzzZZZZZ! Damn mosquitos!! You attempt to whack the little bugger, but to no avail. I always end up hitting myself in the face a few times. And then the next morning you wake up, and your whole body is covered in mozzie bites, and these little pests dont seem to have any feelings whatsoever, cause they always seem to bite you in the most ridiculous uncomfortable places! They dont care!! Between your toes, on your arms...WHEREVER!!! I hate lathering myself with "peacefull sleep" every night... but you have to! Dont you guys just hate it!!! Sigh....

Good time to stop smoking....

(The ceiling in the area for smokers.....Hilarious)

I actually laughed when I read about the new laws for smoking... Its pathetic. Honestly. So now you wont be allowed to smoke in your OWN home, because it may be hazardous to your domestic worker, oh, and you cant smoke outside either, as it can be bad for the ppl walking past you... Poor innocent pedestrians ya'know. But they still allow people to drink, in their homes, and in public places, and then those people go out and get into their cars and kill MILLIONS!! Thats awesome. I'm just glad I've stopped smoking, dont have to put up with this shit, but if I was still a smoker, I would NOT have taken it lying down!!!

My Guardian Angel...

Yeah, so this was an ABSOLUTELTY sh!t weekend.... well, up untill Saturday night / Early Sunday morning that is. We were visiting by Tash, actually by her cousin, having a braai, really having a good time. But roundabout 23:30 Hennie had to drag me out there, coz I had too much wine. Meanwhile, my sister and one of my other friends had been phoning me the whole night as they were out clubbing, and they wanted me to come join them, and I kept saying no coz Hennie hates the whole club thing, but when we left by Tash I asked Hennie real nice if we could go join them "NO" he said abrubtly.... "Youre drunk anyway, and you cant even keep your eyes open, you were fast asleep a few minutes ago" I have noticed that when I get drunk, I am very brave, so I got all bitchy and naggy and "We always do what you wanna do!!" and he finally gave in. We got to the club, and when we got to the entrance the bouncer said sorry, I could go in, but Hennie couldnt, as he was wearing three quarter denims, and slops that he wore to the braai (nothing wrong with them, he looked much better than most of the ppl that they allow in there!!) the bouncer said I could go in though...yeah whatever, like I was gonna go in without my man... But I have to admit i was pissed, coz i knew Hennie was SO happy that he couldnt go in there...I phoned my sis and told her we couldnt get in, so they came out, tried to negotiate with the bouncer to let Hennie in, but he couldnt. He would get into trouble, blah blah blah. So my sis walked back with me to our car, and she begged me to stay, and i kept telling her to go back, and that I wasnt going without Hennie, after about 15 minutes of nagging her she finally went back in, trying to play on my feelings though, coz she had started crying! So me and Hennie got in the car and drove back.....while we were driving, Hennie had his hand on my leg, and I was busy sending Tash a sms, and suddenly I just felt a bang on the car, and it started speeding forward, making the most horrible sound I have ever heard in my life, the tyres were screeching, I just heard Hennie scream something, I cant even remember what he had said, but by the tone in his voice I knew that it wasnt good.... He grabbed the steering wheel and tried to get the car straight, and he tried the brakes, but nothing wanted to work! the car went out of control, and we headed straight for the ditch....I pushed myself back in the seat, because I wasnt wearing a seatbelt, and Hennie was trying to use his body to shield over mine... I could only mumble out the words "baby......baby" and a faint shriek.....and finally it stopped....all the while I was just waiting to die....I knew I was going to die....no question... even when the car finally stopped, I wondered if I was dead.... and why it felt the same as being alive? when suddenly I heard Hennie asking if i was ok... I just started crying! I felt like it was all my damn fault, coz i wanted to go there in the first place!! Apparantly, a guy drove into us, and when their car finally stopped after hitting into the barriers, the guy got out of the car, and tried to run away, as he was PISS drunk!!! Go figure! He told his wife to get in behind the steering wheel and act like she was driving, luckily, one of the witnesses was an off duty cop, and he saw the whole thing. It was a bad experience, but it has brought me and Hennie much closer, now I know when he says "I would die for you" he actually means it.....because he almost did....

I Want To Play A Game.....

Ohhhh HELL no mofo!!! .......That's what I'd like to tell him if he told me THOSE words... if only you could hey, but its not like you actually have a choice. Jigsaw's back.... I'm not gonna spoil the movie for those of you who havent had the chance of watching it yet, but if you still havent watched it coz you're doubting if its good or not, I'm encouraging you to get your asses to the cinemas as soon as humanly possible. This is the first time in MY life, that I've watched a trilogy, that was just as good, if not, better than the first movie, and the sequel was great aswell. I really didnt think they'd be able to do it again, but they did, you sit on the edge of your seat through the entire movie, and there is ANOTHER twist in the end of the movie.... Great stuff. Go see it guys!

Which Celeb Are You?

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