"Playa's" and how they're going down...

You know what they look like....the guy at the other end of the dancefloor, cheeky grin on his face....standing there like "he's all that" when they pass you, you almost choke on the over usage of their male cologne....now, i dont know whats up with that, but ive come to the conclusion that it might be their way of trying to get the smell of all the other lady lova's of themselves...you know, saves a heck of a lot more time than a bath. Observe my picture on the left, *Alan is on the Left, whilst Lusty Latino *Tertius is on the Right.....this, ladies and gentleman, is the true picture of a "Playa"Hugh Heffner doesnt stand a chance against these two. Ive never understood what the hell was wrong with guys and commitment... I mean, who really wants to die alone, im sure i dont wanna! But ive sortof figured them out.... see, guys also has this thing called "self-esteem" same as us girls, and another thing, they treasure much more, are their egos....Now, once the self esteem, and ego are crushed, man no longer has a reason for being....thus, breaking the "Playee's" self esteem first....like they think thats all us girls are there to do..... we just need loving guys, cuddling ya'know. wouldnt u like somebody by you 24/7, to rub your back when it pains, or to tickle your ear and whisper sweet nothings in it? come on, it sounds great... Fortunately for us, the chicks have evolved....and the men are going down. So enjoy it while it lasts boy's....there are many new technological things that can please a woman, your recycable for us......we dont hate you for what you do, but wish you'd stop......like they say...."Dont hate the playa...hate the game...."