Friday, May 25, 2007

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

What women REALLY mean;

Fine - This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are RIGHT and you need to shut up.
5 Minutes - While getting dressed, this means half an hour... 5 Minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing - This is the calm before the storm.. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"
Go Ahead - This is a dare...not permission...DONT DO IT!
Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and argueing with you over "nothing"
Thats Okay - This is one of the MOST dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "Thats Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you'll pay for your mistake.
Thanks - A woman is thanking you... Do not question it or faint! just say "you're welcome"
Whatever -This is a womans way of saying "*!#@ YOU"

You guys can thank me later......=)

Monday, May 21, 2007

Best Damn Thing

Im such a huge Avril fan! I got her new cd over the weekend.... And its really great! I love her songs... her music has changed a bit, since getting married, but it still rocks! Most of the songs on the cd, seem like they were written for her lovey (To me it sounds that way) I havent really gotten into the cd that much yet, but give me about a week or so and I'll know all the songs off by heart! hahaha...sad, I know... but yeah... On a MUCH stronger note... I would like to congradulate the Bulls for their win over the weekend, I supported them, but I do however, think that BOTH teams deserved to win... as it was a brilliant game. Great one guys!

Friday, May 11, 2007

When? Why?

When does the truth become a lie?
When does sadness make you wanna die?
Why smile, when you really wanna cry?
Why get morbid, after getting high?
Why say I love you, when you dont?
Why be someone you're really not?
Where have the good times gone?
Where's the person I was, when I was strong?
Why doesnt anything make sense?
Why does it all seem like a mess?
Its because of YOU.....

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Simple Life in da Slammer.

Poor Paris Hilton.... having to go to jail! Ill only believe it when I see it though. Shame, think its gonna be tough for her, apparantly she only gets 2 uniforms, 1 bra and 2 panties (2 panties too much if you ask me coz the girl doesnt even wear them) hahaha! But no really... That'll teach her, and hopefully all these other celebs that think they ARE the law... and do whatever they want! Good luck Paris... Maybe this will inspire you for another "Simple Life" season.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Spidey can spin my web...

Ohhhhh myyyy...... Eensi Weensi Spiiiiiiiider come clime into my bed! hahahaaha! Girls! you have to go see this movie! His ass is tighter than ever! and he looks "oh so hot" when the venom overtakes him and he lets loose a bit. Guys go see it coz there are cooler villains, (also hot for the girls) heehee! Its also very sad... I shed a tear or two...or three or four! shut up ok I'm a pissy! But really guys.... I enjoyed it. What did you think when you watched it? I have a few friends who said that it was not what they expected, and they were left, feeling a bit disappointed.... ummm, yeah.... ok... whatever... I LOVED it.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Wise Words

I love clever men.... Where have all of them gone anyway? Almost as extinct as the Dodo. LOL