What women REALLY mean;

Fine - This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are RIGHT and you need to shut up.
5 Minutes - While getting dressed, this means half an hour... 5 Minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing - This is the calm before the storm.. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"
Go Ahead - This is a dare...not permission...DONT DO IT!
Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and argueing with you over "nothing"
Thats Okay - This is one of the MOST dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "Thats Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you'll pay for your mistake.
Thanks - A woman is thanking you... Do not question it or faint! just say "you're welcome"
Whatever -This is a womans way of saying "*!#@ YOU"

You guys can thank me later......=)