Wednesday, May 23, 2007

What women REALLY mean;

Fine - This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are RIGHT and you need to shut up.
5 Minutes - While getting dressed, this means half an hour... 5 Minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing - This is the calm before the storm.. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"
Go Ahead - This is a dare...not permission...DONT DO IT!
Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and argueing with you over "nothing"
Thats Okay - This is one of the MOST dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "Thats Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you'll pay for your mistake.
Thanks - A woman is thanking you... Do not question it or faint! just say "you're welcome"
Whatever -This is a womans way of saying "*!#@ YOU"

You guys can thank me later......=)

13 comments:

duzbin said...

Hay...
Instead of commenting I put a response on my blog...
[What Men REALLY Mean]

Sheila said...

haha this is awesome! I should send it to every guy I know! hehe

kabintsimbi said...

very apt...well said! I like it!

Now, if only we could make them listen!!!

SaM-GiRL said...

@ duzbin - will have a look.

@ sheila - do it girl! hehe

@ kabintsimbi - HA! AS IF!

Greggor McDonald said...

Everything you say is really dumb. Everything.

That is all.

SaM-GiRL said...

We know who you are Greggor. I couldnt believe it at first when I found out..... but yeah..... Youre pathetic.

Samantha said...

See if I care: Meaning 'You do that and I'll make YOU care' :D

Arlene said...

You know you just confused all the guys, right? :-P

exile said...

so the moral of the story here is that woman never really mean what they say

That's Okay

ShadowFalcon said...

I cna't stop laughing cos I know I use all of these words in exaclty the same context....I may forward this post to my husband and see if he learns anything!

Greggor McDonald said...

Who are "we" and who am "I", if you know, tell me.

Greggor McDonald said...

Yeah, that's what I thought...

SaM-GiRL said...

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