Thursday, December 14, 2006
1.Everytime I get onto a plane, I HAVE to turn around in a full circle before I go in the door, I believe it brings me good luck. My friends say I'm crazy.
2.My friends have told me that I have 6 different types of laughs, my mom once told me that I laugh like horse!!
3. I have to phone my 4 closest girlfriends everyday, otherwise it feels like something in my day is missing. Even if its only to say "hi"
4. Sometimes I try to be somebody I'm not, and come off as a bitch... but its my way of protecting myself and my feelings.
5. When I was younger, I used to be the biggest tomboy in our neighbourhood, and swore I'd always be that way, now I'm an absolute Pink Freak... and love everything girly and it feels like I've betrayed myself...
6. I'm not easily grossed out by bugs and "goggos" but I will sure as hell shit myself if a beetle flies into me in the middle of the night, or when a beetle flies around in my room like a drunk driver hitting against all the walls, I wont be able to sleep comfortably untill I kill it as I have a fear that it will crawl into my head while I'm sleeping and lay eggs in my brain...
Thats it guys!! I'm tagging Gremlin... Sure to be an interesting read....
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
You get chicks that are dangerous, mainly because they have a black belt in Karate... but then you get other girls who are dangerous, purely coz they are STOOPID!!! Like my sister for example ....*Bless her silly soul*..... It amazes me though, coz she used to be sooo clever in school, I used to steal her books from the year before, and I copied all her homework assignments, and I passed.... by the skin of my ass, but hey, its something. Take last week for example, my mom asked her to cook for them, so she did... and I imagine she mustve thought she was Jamie Oliver (oh how wrong she was!) after about 10 minutes of cooking, she was yelling out of the kitchen, when I went to investigate, the oven had caught fire, dont know how.. really dont know... but what made me want to hit her over her head with a frying pan, was the fact that she wanted to throw water over everything, oil included!!! My dad later said that he was so glad I was there with her, otherwise when they got there the house wouldve burnt down.... which is true... How great it feels to be the youngest, but have all the brains.. hehe. Thanks for the food Lizzy, it was lekka. Sometimes when you love somebody, you hafta ignore the fact that the food is burnt, and just eat and smile!! Mwah my booh!!
Friday, December 08, 2006
Gays all over the world are probably so busy making wedding plans right now... I know its been a month or more since theyve been able to get married, but I only felt like blogging about it now. I'm very glad for the gay people, I have a few gay friends that I love to death, One couple in particular have wanted to get married for some time now.. I dont know if its a sin or not, frankly I dont care either, its not my life... Many people have raged against the fact that gays are now allowed to get married.. I can understand why there is reason for concern (other than the fact that you have some old fashioned people out there who just hate gays for being gay) something that has crossed my overtime working mind, is how we are going to be able to repopulate the earth in a few years.... I mean, with all the men marrying men and woman marrying woman... where's the baby makin' gonna be at? Also.... because gays are now allowed to marry, when they do "adopt" kids, the children are going to grow up in a gay household, and its going to seem normal to them... and they too will turn out guy (not neccesarily, but just to prove my point) so in about 10 years half of the population will be gay.... artificial insemination will be as popular as Donald Trump's wig.... hmmm.... dont actually know where I'm going with all this... but I am really happy for them, just wanted to get that off my mind. What do you guys think about this?
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Me and Juan-Marie were driving around the weekend (Ok actually I was driving looking for a bottlestore that was still open so I could buy a bottle of wine...hehe) and on our way back home, we drove past what we thought was a motorcycle accident, coz there was a motorbike in the middle of the street, and a bunch of people were hovering over what we thought was a body.. but with further inspection, I noticed it was actually a dog.. Naturally I tried to speed away from it, coz Juan-Marie is a huge animal lover, she has 11 dogs, so dont think im exaggerating, and when she sees things like this, it breaks her heart more than it does mine.. Hoping she hadnt seen it, I tried to make conversation.. but alas, she had seen exactly the same that I had, and therefore I was forced to turn around and go investigate the scene.. I didnt wanna go there and see a dead dog. When we drove past the scene to go park, the dog was laying in the road, with its tongue dangling out on the one side... It was a husky... most beautiful blue eyes.. luckily he was still alive. We got out and raced toward the crowd, immediately asking them if they had phoned vets to see if some were still open... one lady in particular was very "hush-hush" about the whole thing. Her daughter was sitting in the car sobbing, and she kept yelling at her to calm down.. we asked where the person was that bumped the dog, but the lady replied very abruptly that he had sped off.. After a few minutes, trying to figure out what we were going to do, the lady asked 2 of the guys that were standing there to load the dog into her car, Juan-Marie asked if she could drive with him in the backseat, to check that he was ok, but the lady declined.. which was very suspicious, me and her later came to the conclusion that it might be that B!tch that had run over the poor dog! Nonetheless, he did look fine so we werent that worried. I feel so bad for animals that have no rights... that have to be tested in labs, for make up and perfumes and whatnot. And for the poor animals that get shaved to be some fashion accesory for 1 month and then forgotten about and left in the back of the closet.... Its really so farken sad when you think about it! ....
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
I have experienced it a few times that you open a glossy mag, and you read that curves are back, with the likes of Beyonce, or Kate Winslet, Sophie Dahl etc. etc. but fast forward less than a year, and most of them (all but Beyonce) have joined the lollipop brigade! I dont know if its just me, but I think it looks disgusting and gross how some of these woman torture themselves to be ultra skinny... surely guys dont like this? How could they? I'm sure many of them get poked at night when they lay next to these toothpicks! There is absolutely NOTHING to hold onto, or cuddle with... and it looks horrible when these girls walk around on the catwalk or on the beach with the bones protruding out from all over.... looks like the dead are walking the earth....NO MAN.....!!