Monday, April 23, 2007

For My Girlies....

If the ocean were a cocktail
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not a cocktail
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the glass
and shut the f#k up
Heres to you.
Heres to me.
Drunkards forever, we shall be.

13 comments:

Dino said...

cool lovely poem - had to pass it on to my Scottish friend

Arlene said...

I love it! Let's see if I can remember it by the weekend when I have a chance to drink :-)

SaM-GiRL said...

@ dino - yeah, it was on an email i received, had to forward it to all my friends too! lol

@ arlene - lol! i also always try to remember cute lines when i get drunk...but they always come out either in the wrong order...or all slurred! lol!!

david santos said...

O dia 25 de Abril de 1974 foi o dia do derrube da ditadura fascista em Portugal, a chamada REVOLUÇÃO DOS CRAVOS, e a queda do (poder) dos inimigos do povo. 25 de Abril, sempre.

Day 25 of April of 1974 was the day of it knocks down of the dictatorship fascist in Portugal, the call REVOLUTION OF the flowers, and the fall of the power of the enemies of the people. 25 of April, forever!
يوم 25 نيسان 1974 كان يوم تقرع عليها من الديكتاتوريه الفاشيه في البرتغال والدعوة للثورة الزهور ، وسقوط سلطة أعداء الشعب. 25 نيسان ، الى الابد!


День 25 апреля 1974 года, в день он постучит в воздухе фашистской диктатуры в Португалии слово О РЕВОЛЮЦИИ цветы, и падение власти враги народа. 25 апреля, навсегда!
Le jour 25 d'avril de 1974 était le jour de lui frappe vers le bas du fasciste de dictature au Portugal, de la RÉVOLUTION d'appel des fleurs, et de la chute de la puissance des ennemis du peuple. 25 d'avril, pour toujours !
Tag 25 von April von 1974 war der Tag von ihm klopft unten vom Diktaturfaschisten in Portugal, von der Anruf REVOLUTION der Blumen und vom Fall der Energie der Feinde von den Leuten. 25 von April, für immer
25天41974年的一天,它拍下來的法西斯獨裁政權,葡萄牙 號召革命的鮮花,秋天的權力得到人民的敵人. 25日,永不停息

Anonymous said...

haaaaaaaa
thats great
i'll have to borrow that sometime
js

SaM-GiRL said...

@ david - ummmmmmm....ok dude...lol

@ jsull - anytime hun!

Phlippy said...

I used to sing a version of this when I was 14, it was our school anthem... it has been around for a very very long time

SaM-GiRL said...

phlippy - no comment....really... no comment. lol.

Dan said...

Just for the girlies? Can't I have a sip? Please.

I think David Santos had a few too many.

Battlerocker said...

This is great. I love this toast.

Napalm said...

Being drunk does not make you cool! Drinking like a fish makes you a tool!

Dink jy rerig dis nice om n chick te he met puke in haar hare...

Ek bliksem om terwyl ek met hot girls praat! Ek is seker hulle viind dit nie attractive nie! HEY WHALLUP KEERREEE!!! DWA!

SaM-GiRL said...

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Silly said...

jy het die BESTE deel uit gelos!!!!!!!