DANGER: Smoking damages your lungs; While i was drunk one night (yet again) i was pondering my box of cigarettes, and i saw this little note at the top of it. And it got me wondering, i mean, these people know the damn things are killing people, but they dont stop selling the shit!! They could just as well sell farken poison, and the imprint could read DANGER: After drinking, sudden death would occur. . . I mean honestly people!! I know im obviously not the first to complain about this. . but i was drunk and i had a brainstorm ok! I heard a story bout a guy that smoked, and he dropped his pack of ciggies while crossing the road, and when he went back for it, a bus ran him over.. so yeah, smoking does kill dammit!!
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Smoking Kills
DANGER: Smoking damages your lungs; While i was drunk one night (yet again) i was pondering my box of cigarettes, and i saw this little note at the top of it. And it got me wondering, i mean, these people know the damn things are killing people, but they dont stop selling the shit!! They could just as well sell farken poison, and the imprint could read DANGER: After drinking, sudden death would occur. . . I mean honestly people!! I know im obviously not the first to complain about this. . but i was drunk and i had a brainstorm ok! I heard a story bout a guy that smoked, and he dropped his pack of ciggies while crossing the road, and when he went back for it, a bus ran him over.. so yeah, smoking does kill dammit!!
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After smoking a ciggy my friend "puffy" gave me, I went for a lie down on my back and looked up at the stars.
I suddenly realised that a swarm of giant bananas was coming to earth to harvest our souls.
Im starting to think it wasnt a commercial brand ciggy *ponder*
I'm starting to think Puffy got his "tobacco" from an enterprising fellow on Eikestad Mall parking lot, or perhaps it's Academia Straight A cultivar.
Say it ain't so...
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH SHUT UP!!!! Im being serious here! LOL
He mentioned something about a Swazi hydro something... I'm guessing he has a love for Swaziland waterfalls *shrug*
Hey sam sam, you look cute with a sigi in ur mouth, you remind me of Sharon Stone in basic instinct 2, she's addicted to controll and loves to take risks, she knows that the risk will kill her but she does it anyways, it gives her the oooomf she needs for the day.
just-ify!
did u even consider that maybe there's a swarm of gaint banana's living above your bed?
It happen you kno...
-cliff
just-ify!
did u even consider that maybe there's a swarm of gaint banana's living above your bed?
It happen you kno...
-cliff
mmm lets see. Smoking can kil you.
Darn thats interreisting, But then I sould be dead already, been smoking WAY TO LONG. But still here, I guese it like they say "omkreit vergaan nie".
But still have to stop, Wanna stop but the stress, HAHA ya I know. Just dont have a reason to stop.
I dont think that poisson fits you Sam, Darn stop smokking how many times must I tell you, It kills.
LOL
And for Puffy, Whats his number?
Never seen a banana before that attacked me, Got to see that. HAHAHA.
Read some of the other packeges, They are more interresting, or call there help line. Thats who you call if your bored, the things they say, Its funny.
Nee siff kind! Dit lyk net verkeerd!!!! Net hoere en poppies rook
Ek weet nou wie dogpatrol is... dankie JOHNNY. As jy nie dieselfde gesprekkie met my gehad het op msn nie, sou ek nooit weet nie. BUSTED!
In response to the first post by "anonymous", I'd like to add that oral craving is a primitive yet powerful instinct, and denial or suppression thereof can lead to problems later in life.
However, if one isn't going to smoke the tobacco-and-paper-pipe, the next most convenient thing to suck is the meat pipe. Do it, ladies: it's good for you.
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