Friday, September 08, 2006

Me, Myself and I

Hi, Im Sam, im 22.. I'm a claustrophobic... alcoholic (on some occasions) bitchy (when aggitated) and just plain weird! But you know what..Im cool with it! Im so tired op people complaining about things that they dont like about themselves.. Get over it! So your ass is big, Deal with it! I wish i had bigger boobs (Why, so you could start complaining about something else, like say, back problems) Im not saying that i dont have a few things of myself that I'd want changed, but im happy and content with what i have, I have many friends who love me just the way I am! Warts and all, Why try be something that youre not.. Look at Owen Wilson for instance, ppl love him, and have you seen that guys nose!! It has more curves than a track on Gran Turismo!! I say every little fault on your body should be used to your advantage, make it your trademark! Even if it is in your personality, if they dont accept you, f*ck 'em! We were made to be the way we are for a reason, why pay the earth, to look the same as somebody else!! Be original! Be yourself!!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have several personalities.. And im pretty happy with myself also.. Me too.. Yea and me.

SaM-GiRL said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Anonymous said...

people with only one personality always become boring. also alholism is only a problem if u run out of alcohol...

-cliff (in love with myself)

Gremlin said...

HAHA Split Personality's, WHOOHOO. I love that.

Hay my Beautiful Goth Angel. HEHE
First of all, You sould be happy with your self, Your just perfect.

And yes I have to agree with you on this toppic. Be happy with your self, You are You and no one els. And there are nothing wrong with any one!

Hell I love my self for who I am, Yes I could do with some more money but that will come. And NO I do not spend hours in front of a miror and I don't have a big head off my self. Just wont change any thing.

There's Nothing I hate more than ppl going for plastic make overs. Silicon in plants, and you just lost my respect. Stay as you are. There's nothing wrong with that.

And don't hide your beauty because you think there's some thing wrong with you. It's not true.

Anonymous said...

Easy for you to say...You don't have “hail damage” or a high center of gravity or pock marks from bad skin or hair over your chest or….phuk…I’m ugly!!!
Boo hoo! But that’s life. Yip, being extradited by kids my whole life, I have this philosophy…take me as I am or get the hell out of my way. No, verbal violence is not a solution, but it is a “feels better illusion”. Plus there’s nothing anyone can say to make me feel bad. Believe me…no one can be as nasty as kids growing up. Got to love them for giving ammo.

Sometimes I feel crap about the looks…at other times I’m grateful. It’s just so easy to forget about other people and bigger problems and end up being self-absorbed and superficial. Me…I try to stay neutral and neutered on the so important topic of “looks”. I know what I want and how to get it. And I know whom to call to help me get it…hahahahahahahaha…that’s the beauty(pun intended) of growing up poor and disillusioned. You meet these “knee-cap carpet munchers” that will do anything for a bottle of brandy. Viva la Swastika!!! I think I have missed the topic but I was bribed and forced to comment. My humblest apologies you freaks!

Anonymous said...

Not bad Sammy, keep it up and you might be in line for a pulitzer. hehehehehhehehe

Anonymous said...

Fokkit dis amasing!!!!As iemand tiete het, soos 'n mal hoender aangaan en 'n pot kak praat hoe almal saamstem.

Gremlin said...

*Throuing a bone* Fetch Boy

Anonymous said...

Fokkit dis amasing!!!!As iemand tiete het, soos 'n mal hoender aangaan en 'n pot kak praat.. is Dogpatrol nogsteeds hier..

Gremlin said...

lol

__ said...

Rofl@ "knee-cap carpet muncher"
That sounds really funny, but the mental image I get is probably all wrong.

As for the self-image thing, it helps to find something to do which you take pride in. Some people become secretaries, some become pornstars, or astronauts, or carpenters, it's all the same.

Do it and do it well, I say. Don't aim low. (Around the kneecaps.)

__ said...

Oh, and Sam-girl, you forgot to include "attention whore" among your shortcomings. However, as long as you keep it entertaining, your clientele (incl. me) won't complain.

SaM-GiRL said...

whatever..........