I'ts My Party.....

Yep..... another year, another birthday, another few wrinkles around the eyes and greys on the hair...lol. Ive always figured, you're only as old as you feel, or as some of my pervert guy friends would say "the girl you feel" And me.... I still feel like a 10 year old kid, thats why I'm so excited for this weekend, its only my b-day on Sunday, but I'm having a party on Saturday. Ive arranged a jumping castle (teehee) Me and my girlfriends always get them, and then we get sozzled on wine and see who can stay on their feet the longest.... Its really fun, you guys should try it! So, heres a toast to me and my date with the jumping castle! Cheers!! =)

Speak Your Mind...

Hey guys, have been soooo busy lately!! Am excited though, coz Im going on leave today, for a whole 9 days! Cant wait!!!! Hopefully Ill get rested out, and have some new sh!t to write here! Enjoy your weeks!!!

Have a Rocking Weekend!!

RoCk On!! RoCk OuT!!

What women REALLY mean;

Fine - This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are RIGHT and you need to shut up.
5 Minutes - While getting dressed, this means half an hour... 5 Minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing - This is the calm before the storm.. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"
Go Ahead - This is a dare...not permission...DONT DO IT!
Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and argueing with you over "nothing"
Thats Okay - This is one of the MOST dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "Thats Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you'll pay for your mistake.
Thanks - A woman is thanking you... Do not question it or faint! just say "you're welcome"
Whatever -This is a womans way of saying "*!#@ YOU"

You guys can thank me later......=)

Best Damn Thing

Im such a huge Avril fan! I got her new cd over the weekend.... And its really great! I love her songs... her music has changed a bit, since getting married, but it still rocks! Most of the songs on the cd, seem like they were written for her lovey (To me it sounds that way) I havent really gotten into the cd that much yet, but give me about a week or so and I'll know all the songs off by heart! hahaha...sad, I know... but yeah... On a MUCH stronger note... I would like to congradulate the Bulls for their win over the weekend, I supported them, but I do however, think that BOTH teams deserved to win... as it was a brilliant game. Great one guys!

Listen to your heart

When? Why?

When does the truth become a lie?

When does sadness make you wanna die?

Why smile, when you really wanna cry?

Why get morbid, after getting high?

Why say I love you, when you dont?

Why be someone you're really not?

Where have the good times gone?

Where's the person I was, when I was strong?

Why doesnt anything make sense?

Why does it all seem like a mess?

Because......

Its because of YOU.....

Simple Life in da Slammer.

Poor Paris Hilton.... having to go to jail! Ill only believe it when I see it though. Shame, think its gonna be tough for her, apparantly she only gets 2 uniforms, 1 bra and 2 panties (2 panties too much if you ask me coz the girl doesnt even wear them) hahaha! But no really... That'll teach her, and hopefully all these other celebs that think they ARE the law... and do whatever they want! Good luck Paris... Maybe this will inspire you for another "Simple Life" season.

Spidey can spin my web...

Ohhhhh myyyy...... Eensi Weensi Spiiiiiiiider come clime into my bed! hahahaaha! Girls! you have to go see this movie! His ass is tighter than ever! and he looks "oh so hot" when the venom overtakes him and he lets loose a bit. Guys go see it coz there are cooler villains, (also hot for the girls) heehee! Its also very sad... I shed a tear or two...or three or four! shut up ok I'm a pissy! But really guys.... I enjoyed it. What did you think when you watched it? I have a few friends who said that it was not what they expected, and they were left, feeling a bit disappointed.... ummm, yeah.... ok... whatever... I LOVED it.

Wise Words

I love clever men.... Where have all of them gone anyway? Almost as extinct as the Dodo. LOL

Wonderwoman

No wonder Im So Tired...

For My Girlies....

If the ocean were a cocktail
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not a cocktail
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the glass
and shut the f#k up
Heres to you.
Heres to me.
Drunkards forever, we shall be.

Linger....

If you, if you could return, don't let it burn, don't let it fade. I'm sure, I'm not being rude, but it's just your attitude, It's tearing me apart, It's ruining everything. I swore, I swore I would be true, and honey, so did you. So why were you holding her hand? Is that the way we stand? Were you lying all the time? Was it just a game to you? But I'm in so deep. You know I'm such a fool for you. You got me wrapped around your finger, Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to, Do you have to let it linger? Oh, I thought the world of you. I thought nothing could go wrong, But I was wrong. I was wrong. If you, if you could get by, trying not to lie, Things wouldn't be so confused and I wouldn't feel so used, But you always really knew, I just wanna be with you.

Criminals Getting Religious?

I was devastated on Thursday, they broke in by my house..... Stole ALMOST everything, all the tv's, dvd players, hi-fi's, playstation (sorry Hennie... lol) they even took the bedding guys... they left me with only ONE pillow... which makes me think atleast they had a heart, and that they were concerned that I wouldnt have anything to sleep on... Something that made me very angry though, was the fact that the buggers stole my Bible.. BIBLE ffs!!!! Its a beautiful Bible my Mom and Dad gave to me when I had my Confirmation at Church... With my name inside and everything... and they stole it! Wtf? How can you break into a house (which since I last checked was still a sin) and steal a Bible? I hoped that maybe the guy who took the Bible would read it, and become a reformed Christian and maybe return all the stolen goods the next day.... to no avail...sigh.

I Love You Now Fuck Off

Go away

Give me a chance to miss you

Say goodbye

It'll make me want to kiss you

I love you so

Much more when you're not here

Watchin all the bad shows

Drinking all of my beer

I don't believe

Adam and Eve Spent every goddamn day together

If you give me some room

there will be room enough for two

Tonight

Leave me alone I'm lonely

Alone I'm lonely

I'm tired

Alone Im Lonely Tonight

I don't wanna wake up with another

But I don't wanna always wake up with you either

No you can't hop into my shower

All I ask for is one fuckin' hour

You taste so sweet

But I can't eat the same thing every day

Cuttin off the phone

Leave me the fuck alone

Tomorrow I'll be beggin' you to come home

So True...

So much better if hes gained a few pounds...lol=)

Too Bad

Going out with some of the girls again tonight.... Plan on getting a bit tipsy, so I can get my weekend started.... Its taking so damn long though! Tomorrow is gonna be such a long day! Aaargh..... and have you guys noticed... it always takes so long for a damn long weekend to come, but once its there it flies past.... Sh!th3ad...

Break Free.....

Sometimes I feel so inlove that it feels like my heart wants to explode.........

You reached yours?

I still remember sitting in my classroom, I was in Grade 8 and my teacher (always trying to act like she loved being there, but if you looked deeper you could see she wanted to slap the living shit outta everyone of her students) anyways, she was busy explaining an essay we had to do, the topic was "Where do I see myself in 10 years?" So it was 1998 when I was writing that, 9 years ago. I remember writing that I wouldve wanted to start a family already, been a glorified mommy... I wanted to travel the world, I wanted to have signed a contract with a famous label (Hey, dont laugh! I sound real good in the shower!!) But here I am... 9 years later, and I havent achieved any of those things yet.. Back then I was eager to have children, but now I just dont think I'm emotionally ready for it... decided that I wanted to start when I turn 26. Strange how ones perceptions can change as they grow older... Those were my dreams... so if I havent reached them yet... does it mean my life is unfulfilled?